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- Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
- The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.
- Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
- House Guarded By Shotgun 3 Days A Week. Guess Which Days.
- Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
- War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
- It's your god. They're your rules. *You* go to hell.
- I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didnt work that way...so I stole a bike and for his forgiveness
- If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?
- My god carries a hammer. Your god died nailed to a tree. Any questions?
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top quotes
Below we have the top quotes as
they were voted on by the visitors of witty-quotes.com.
- Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
- The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.
- Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
- House Guarded By Shotgun 3 Days A Week. Guess Which Days.
- Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
- War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
- It's your god. They're your rules. *You* go to hell.
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