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To ensure perfect aim, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target
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The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his.
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Murphy's Law of Combat: "Never forget that your weapon was manufactured by the lowest bidder"
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"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist..." - General John Sedgwick (1813-1864), last words
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When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.
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If the enemy is in range, so are you.
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Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo.
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If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid.
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If at first you don't succeed, call in an airstrike.
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Teamwork is essential; it gives the enemy someone else to shoot at.
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Professionals are predictable, it's the amateurs that are dangerous.
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A Purple Heart just proves that were you smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try
it, and lucky enough to survive.
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Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun.
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Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror and you wouldn't have been
notified.
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Remember: The old adage "Fight fire with fire" does not apply to non-metaphorical fires.
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Friendly fire - isn't.
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When in doubt empty the magazine.
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If your attack is going well, you have walked into an ambush.
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Clever is getting out alive.
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The easy way is always mined.
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