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Windows 2000: Designed for the Internet. The Internet: Designed for UNIX.
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A beowulf cluster of Cisco routers? Isn't that the Internet?
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:-) = I am happy - :^) = I am happy with my big nose - C:\> = I am happy with my OS
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Mosher's Law of Software Engineering: Don't worry if it doesn't work right. If everything did,
you'd be out of a job.
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WINDOWS = Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
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I refuse to forfeit my freedoms for a little security- I login as root every time!
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47.
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Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
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I don't need to go outside, my CRT tan'll do me just fine.
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Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay..
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MCSE == Mentally Challenged Slave of the Empire.
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"Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute
for life." - Andrew Brown
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Network: An electronic means of allowing more than one person at a time to corrupt, trash, and
otherwise cause permanent damage to useful information.
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Linux: Where do you want to GO... Oh, wait, I'm already there!
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Microsoft Rule #3: GUI standards are no longer necessary. Shiny objects are always
user-friendly.
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Three things are certain: Death, taxes, and lost data. Guess which has occurred.
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COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key
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57.
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Double your disk space - delete Windows!
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Did you know that..Some Dreamcast games use Microsoft's Windows CE as their operating system!
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59.
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Open Source is the guillotine, Linux is the blade; IBM gives it weight and Apple sharpens it.
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Hidden DOS secret: Add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS
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