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21.
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Father : A banker provided by nature.
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Criminal : A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.
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Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
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24.
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Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
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25.
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Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early
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26.
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Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for
an indefinite period of time.
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Ignoranus: A person who is both stupid and an asshole.
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Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money
to start with.
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Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
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30.
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Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating.
The bozone layer unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
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31.
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Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
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32.
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Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high
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33.
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Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
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34.
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Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
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35.
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Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
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Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And
then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
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37.
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Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are
good for you.
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38.
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Glibido: All talk and no action.
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Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
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40.
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Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidental ly walked
through a spider web.
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