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Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
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Autos killing 110 a day, let's resolve to do better
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Something went wrong in jet crash, experts say
44.
Larger Kangaroos Leap Farther, Researchers Find
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Crack Found on Governor's Daughter
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Farmer bill dies in house
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NJ judge to rule on nude beach
48.
Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
49.
Death causes loneliness, feeling of isolation
50.
Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
51.
Plot to kill officer had vicious side
52.
Arson Suspect Held in Massachusetts Fire
53.
Blind woman gets new kidney from dad she hasn't seen in years
54.
Low Wages Said Key to Poverty
55.
Squad helps dog bite victim
56.
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
57.
Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by Board
58.
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
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House passes gas tax onto senate
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Dealers will hear car talk at noon
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top quotes
Below we have the top quotes as they were voted on by the visitors of witty-quotes.com.
  1. Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
  2. The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.
  3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
  4. House Guarded By Shotgun 3 Days A Week. Guess Which Days.
  5. Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
  6. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
  7. It's your god. They're your rules. *You* go to hell.
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