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If practice makes perfect & nobody's perfect, why practice?
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Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I
realize, Oh my God....I could be eating a slow learner.
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What would a chair look like, if your knees bent the other way?
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Why do our noses run and our feet smell?
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What does "it" mean in the sentence "What time is it?"?
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If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
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Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
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When someone with multiple personalities threathens suicide, can that be considered a hostige
situation?
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What Happens If You Get Scared Half To Death Twice?
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If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
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Why do they call it "common sense" when it's so rare?
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Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
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If you get corn oil by squeezing corn, how do you get baby oil?
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Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you
transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
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If electricity comes from electrons does it mean morality comes from morons?
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If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
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If God didn't want us to eat people, why did he make them out of MEAT?
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