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21.

Colic - A sheep dog.

22.

Catscan - Searching for Kitty.

23.

D&C - Where Washington is.

24.

Coma - A punctuation mark.

25.

Cesarean Section - A neighborhood in Rome.

26.

G.I.Series - World Series of military baseball.

27.

Recovery Room - Place to do upholstery.

28.

Fester - Quicker than someone else.

29.

Post Operative - A letter carrier.

30.

Bacteria - Back door to cafeteria

31.

Outpatient - A person who has fainted.

32.

Fibula - A small lie.

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