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1.
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Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.
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Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.
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You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.
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6:00 am is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
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5.
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You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.
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You watch the weather channel.
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7.
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Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."
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8.
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You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
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9.
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Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
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10.
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You're the one calling the police because those #%$@! kids next door won't turn down the
stereo.
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11.
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Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.
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You don't know what time taco bell closes anymore.
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13.
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Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
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14.
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You feed your dog science diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.
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15.
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Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.
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You take naps.
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17.
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Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
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18.
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Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3am would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.
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You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.
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A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good shit."
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