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Don't let schooling get in the way of your education.
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42.
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Keep that sense of humor; it's critical.
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43.
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I envy my dog because..He always tries to put his head between some girls legs, and they pet
him!
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44.
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Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping.
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45.
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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46.
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A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money
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47.
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A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to
vote in a national election.
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48.
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Things are only impossible until they're not.
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If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly.
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50.
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People who say it can't be done, should not interrupt those of us who are doing it.
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51.
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There is a light at the end of every tunnel. Just pray that it isnt a train.
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Please excuse my bad English; I'm American.
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53.
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Give the gift of love, and people think you're cheap. Give them a cheap bit of crap, and they
love you for it. Go figure.
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54.
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Incoming fire has the right of way.
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55.
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My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
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56.
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When tempted to fight fire with fire, keep in mind that the Fire Department usually uses water.
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Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together.
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58.
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Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
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A real person has two reasons for doing anything ... a good reason and the real reason.
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A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.
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