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The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for
stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem
solve itself?
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Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
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If you cannot convince them, confuse them.
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Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart, he dreams himself your
master.
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The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl
for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity. -- Albert Einstein
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If you're not on somebody's shit list, you're not doing anything worthwhile.
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Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.
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When I hear somebody sigh "Life is hard" I'm always tempted to ask "Compared to what?"
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You never truely understand something until you can explain it to your grandmother. --Albert
Einstein
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Beauty, brains, availability, personality; pick any two.
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The way some people find fault, you'd think there was some kind of reward.
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Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
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Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days the statue.
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Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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People who think they know what they're doing are especially annoying to those of us who do.
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An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely
everything about nothing.
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Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't
have said.
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The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it.
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