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61.
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
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62.
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We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?
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63.
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"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities" - Voltaire
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64.
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The two most common things in the Universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
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65.
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Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
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66.
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Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of which I disapprove.
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67.
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God Bless America, where laws are passed to protect people from the legal system.
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68.
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"To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to
the dead." - Thomas Paine
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69.
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The intelligence of a group is inversely proportionate to its size
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70.
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Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
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71.
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Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
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72.
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Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite.
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72.
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I judge a religion as being good or bad based on whether its adherents become better people as
a result of practicing it.
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74.
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There's an old proverb that says just about whatever you want it to.
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75.
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If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on
advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them.
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76.
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Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer from poor people in rich countries to rich people in
poor countries.
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77.
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I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
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78.
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Plagiarism is copying from one source; research is copying from many.
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79.
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Only adults have difficulty with childproof caps.
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80.
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Ever notice that the people who are late are often much jollier than the people who have to
wait for them?
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