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101.
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Courage is almost a contradiction in terms. It means a strong desire to live taking on the form
of a readiness to die.
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102.
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Laws are like bones; they're made to be broken.
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103.
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To be good is noble, but to teach others how to be good is nobler- and less trouble
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104.
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It's better to be looked over, than overlooked
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105.
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The only way to get rid of corruption in high places is to get rid of high places.
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106.
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It's your right to be stupid, but it doesn't mean you should be.
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107.
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When you do not know what you are doing, do it neatly.
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108.
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Anybody who goes to bed the same day they got up is a quitter.
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109.
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Build a better mouse trap... and you'll be sued by someone who patented mouse trapping devices
in 1993.
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110.
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A consultant is a person who borrows your watch, tells you what time it is, pockets the watch,
and sends you a bill for it.
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111.
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Speak softly, but carry an M16.
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112.
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nothing brings people closer than a common enemy
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74.
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The difference between a drunk and a alcoholic is that a drunk doesn't have to attend all those
meetings.
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114.
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The best diplomat I know is a fully activated phaser bank. -- Scotty
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115.
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There is not much to choose between a woman who deceives us for another, and a woman who
deceives another for ourselves.
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116.
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The early bird who catches the worm works for someone who comes in late and owns the worm farm.
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117.
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It would be nice to be sure of anything the way some people are of everything.
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118.
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Be Nice To Your Kids; They'll Pick Out Your Nursing Home.
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119.
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In case of doubt, make it sound convincing.
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120.
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A celebrity is a person who is known for his well-knownness.
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