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121.
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There are three ways to make money. You can inherit it. You can marry it. You can steal it.
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122.
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Friends, n.: People who borrow your books and set wet glasses on them. People who know you
well, but like you anyway.
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123.
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Criminal Lawyer is a redundancy.
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124.
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In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others.
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125.
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The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between
lightning and the lightning bug. -- Mark Twain
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126.
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A bad day at Disneyland is still better than a good day at work.
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127.
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Hoare's Law of Large Problems: Inside every large problem is a small problem struggling to get
out.
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128.
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There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of your fellow man
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129.
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If my theory of relativity is proven successful, Germany will claim me as a German and France
will declare that I am a citizen of the world -- Albert Einstein
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130.
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It's not the people who are in prison that worry me. It's the people who aren't.
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131.
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Opportunity only knocks once (if at all).
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132.
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A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him.
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133.
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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.
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134.
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No amount of advance planning will ever replace dumb luck.
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135.
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A lawyer is a person who writes a 10,000 word document and calls it a "brief."
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136.
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Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.
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137.
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Some have morals, some don't, most simply ignore them.
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138.
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The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
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139.
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B. S. = Bull Shit M. S. = More Shit P.h.D. = Piled Higher and Deeper
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140.
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You have to run as fast as you can just to stay where you are. If you want to get anywhere,
you'll have to run much faster.
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