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141.
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Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
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142.
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In the first place God made idiots; this was for practice; then he made school boards
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143.
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A candidate is a person who gets money from the rich and votes from the poor to protect them
from each other.
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144.
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A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular. -- Adlai Stevenson
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145.
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There's always something about your success that displeases even your best friends
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146.
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A lot of people become pessimists from financing optimists.
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147.
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Truth is stranger than fiction; fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities, truth isn't
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148.
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the
minute it begins to rain.
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149.
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Always keep a record of data - it indicates you've been working.
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150.
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Most of our lives are about proving something, either to ourselves or to someone else.
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151.
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The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go
wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be
impossible to get at or repair.
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152.
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A psychologist is a man who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl enters the room.
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153.
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A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
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154.
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The moral sense enables one to perceive morality- and avoid it; the immoral sense enables one
to perceive immorality- and enjoy it
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155.
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Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
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156.
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Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
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157.
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A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward
to the trip.
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158.
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There may be some doubt as to who are the best people to have in charge of children, but there
can be no doubt that parents are the worst
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159.
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An author is a fool who, not content with boring those he lives with, insists on boring future
generations.
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160.
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A schoolteacher is a disillusioned woman who used to think she liked children.
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