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81.
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It's only a game until you lose.
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82.
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Welcome to life, current population, way too fucking many. Put in your earplugs, close your
eyes, and hang on.
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83.
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Caution: Witch's parking. Violators will be toad.
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84.
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Here's how Powell should have produced his evidence to the UN: "We're absolutely sure Saddam
has weapons of mass destruction because WE SOLD THEM TO HIM! And I have the receipts RIGHT
HERE!" (Powell holds up receipts)
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85.
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Who are you and how did you get in here? Frank: I'm a locksmith. And... I'm a locksmith...
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86.
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Commander Data, when I said 'Fire at Will!', I assumed you wouldn't have been so literal.
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87.
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Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
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88.
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Why should I grow up? This is more fun!
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89.
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If God intended men to smoke, He would have set him on fire.
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90.
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Okay, who put a stop payment on my reality check?
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91.
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Cause of death: drowned in absurdity
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92.
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"Do not drill any holes in your cat - it will not like it." - Nick Davies
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93.
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Your lucky number is 32345543423225. Watch for it everywhere.
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Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
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95.
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I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!
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96.
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I like my women like I like my coffee - ethically purchased from farming cooperatives in latin
america.
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97.
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"He took a duck to the face at two hundred and fifty knots"
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98.
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"Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there
would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer." - Dave Barry
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99.
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Q: How far can you see on a clear day? A: 93 million miles...from here to the Sun.
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100.
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Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done." - Carl Friedrich Gauss (1777-1855), when informed
that his wife was dying
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