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101.
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Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
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102.
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You know it's going to be a bad day when you want to put on the clothes you wore home from the
party and there aren't any.
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103.
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As we say in Calculus, "Wanna be tangent to my curves?"
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104.
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Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!
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105.
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A chubby man with a white beard and a red suit will approach you soon. Avoid him. He's a
Commie.
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106.
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Don't drink and drive - you might hit a bump and spill it.
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107.
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I caught my daughter playing with the electrical outlet, and she gave herself quite a shock. I
had to ground her.
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108.
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Death has been proven to be 99% fatal in laboratory rats.
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109.
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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110.
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C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.
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111.
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Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.
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112.
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what does your robot do, sam? .. it collects data about the surrounding environment, then
discards it and drives into walls
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113.
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Earn cash in your spare time, blackmail your friends.
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114.
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I never pirated it...it was donated. by the file fairy. I put a blank CD under my pillow at
night..
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115.
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If I said you have a great body, would you hold it against me?
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116.
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I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
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117.
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Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
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118.
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Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter because nobody listens.
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119.
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How Many Roads Must A Man Walk Down Before He Admits Hes lost?
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120.
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Those who fail history class are doomed to repeat it.
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