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161.
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Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
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162.
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Bobby to criminal: Stop!! Or I'll say 'stop' again!!
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163.
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Bob's Orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em!
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164.
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Fortune finishes the great quotations, #6 "But, soft! What light through yonder window breaks?"
It's nothing, honey. Go back to sleep.
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165.
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When people run around and around in circles we say they are crazy. When planets do it we say
they are orbiting.
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166.
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Dentist drill by Black & Decker, 3/8" bit
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167.
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If spelling tests tell you how well you spell, then what do urine tests tell you?
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168.
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I can't understand why a person will take a year or two to write a novel when he can easily buy
one for a few dollars.
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I regret to say that we of the F.B.I. are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy,
unless it has in some way obstructed interstate commerce. - J. Edgar Hoover
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170.
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The only real way to look younger is not to be born so soon.
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171.
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Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.
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172.
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I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
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173.
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Someone's boring me. I think it's me.
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174.
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The longest journey begins with a single online booking...
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175.
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No, I don't trust in god. He'll have to pay up front, like everybody else.
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176.
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My husband once worked for a company that had a merit pay system. After six months they told
him that he owed the company money.
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177.
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If Patrick Henry thought that taxation without representation was bad, he should see how bad it
is with representation.
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178.
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If you look good and dress well, you don't need a purpose in life. -- Robert Pante, fashion
consultant
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179.
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My folks first met on the subway trying to pick each others pockets.
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180.
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Maintaining an entire mouthful of 32 healthy teeth can be a daunting task. Instead, just focus
on 10 or 12 of your favorites.
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