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Q. How did you happen to go to Dr. Cherney? A. Well, a gal down the road had had several of her
children by Dr. Cherney, and said he was really good.
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Notice: The gravity in the Physics building will be shut off for maintenance from 8am through
noon tomorrow.
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"Where's that AV guy we all had in high school? Oh, he was us." - Said to room of MIT students
while encountering difficulties with an LCD projector
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"Don't bring candy to class unless you have enough for everyone. Or at least for me." -- Mrs.
Spray
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Keep America beautiful, swallow your beer cans.
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A restaurant is the only place where people are happy when they're fed up.
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Pray: Ask that universal rules be annulled for a petitioner confessedly unworthy
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Fine day to work off excess energy, steal something heavy.
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"I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons." - Douglas Adams
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210.
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"When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell."
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US to launch Federal Do-not-Sue list
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Angst should totally be measured in angstroms.
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I'm objective; I object to everything.
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Guy buys new house - $20,000 down, $15,000 across.
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Never run after your own hat - others will be delighted to do it; why spoil their fun
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Concept, n.: Any "idea" for which an outside consultant billed you more than $25,000.
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If you wear dentures, avoid soaking them in Coca-Cola overnight.
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Household hint: If you are out of cream for your coffee, mayonnaise makes a dandy substitute.
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I finally went to the eye doctor. I got contacts. I only need them to read, so I got flip-ups.
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Turkey Gravy, Uncle's recipe: 1 part chicken bouillon + 1 part beef bouillon = turkey gravy
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